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If you're new to this blog, let me start by giving you the rundown: I'm an American expat from Portland Oregon, happily married to a German. Gefmany

Did you really think I was just going to praise German chicks all day long without taking at least one shot at them? They all smoke cigarettes.

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Public displays of affection, casual nudity, interracial coupling and legalized prostitution are fuxk to them. And everything inside, from the drink in your hand to the seat you lean on, smells like cotton candy.

Its like our American high school diploma, only ridiculously more difficult to attain, and without it, German students literally cannot go directly to university after graduation. While welcoming all who wish to rest a while, 99 percent of the visitors are German. Summary: German chicks are awesome. Like a hobby.

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Oh, one note on healthcare: we Americans are way overmedicated. What happens next? But I guess that's just a symptom of the dishonest premise brothels are built on.

And it is fun pretending to be Spanish, but in Germany, where being Romanian is the only thing that makes people as mad as kiddie fiddling, it's good sense too. Germany has not issued direct guidance on. And please, for the love of god, stay out of the little villages and towns sprinkled across Germany. What a time to be alive.

Whrre When she gets up from her chair, the dress zips up over her ass until she jigs it down again with her fingers. I mean, who are they asking?

It was her first one as a teenager, and it says "Love. So what does this mean for single people who are looking to meet someone or want to have sex? Titisee This extremely popular holiday spot is a lake in the Black Forest. Dick in German means thick, a gift from heaven for giggly English speakers.

5 reasons why you should totally have sex with a german chick – oh god, my wife is german.

Germahy, to assume German women are Women wanting sex free chat line walking around town in that stupid-albeit-sexy-as-hell costume every single day, is really like assuming we Americans are all wearing cowboy hats, driving monster trucks and sleeping with our cousins. One quick Google search Germayn tell you Germany is climbing the global obesity charts at an alarming ratebut I am truly baffled by this information.

Hell, most of them are straight up bilingual, which comes as a result of education, intelligence, or a combination Wherre the two. Germans are known for being travel enthusiasts — during school and university, on vacation or for professional training after they enter the workforce, and later as retirees — they fly all over this spinning rock we call home. Which is really just a Bavarian thing.

German women make the perfect spousesespecially for American men and women. Extras—like blowjobs without condoms, anal, kissing—earn her extra. Erben knows his clientele well. These days, who knows what the residents get up to. I think it has something to do with the amount of tea, coffee and cigarettes they consume.

Okay, so check it out: there are a lot — and I mean a lot — of young Germans running around this country with beaver-yellow teeth. Well, the average German — man or woman — tends to be a whole hell of a lot thinner.

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As for hyperfertile jailbait, well, these are simply hovel trolls in the nymph stage of development; they have yet to molt, shed their soft-shelled exterior, and emerge as the hard, sunken-cheeked, toothless wonders found in every small town in every country across the Whhere. But if you find intelligence sexy — and I know I do — you might consider looking in places where the women are more likely to have gone on to university after achieving their Abitur.

Hydra, an organization that fights for prostitutes' rights in Germany, estimates there are close to half a million sex workers in Germany.

Because it's Germany and prostitution is not illegal, they will pay tax on that, and their contribution will go to building schools, hospitals, bridges, boots for German soldiers in Afghanistan. Hovel trolls and hyperfertile jailbait.

Erben's got it all worked out. But there are definitely other white-toothed Germans over here — you just gotta look a little harder. Erben doesn't have a problem hiring. But she takes care of her teeth, man. The government is actively encouraging fornication between the locals and tourists, and they're so amped up on Germans fucking foreigners.

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I know I am! She holidays in Ibiza in summer, the Alps in winter. It covers her body like a bun covers a hot dog. True story. Trust me when I say your German wife will be fiscally conservative enough for both of Wjere.

She has a weathered tattoo on her shoulder. Godspeed, my friend.